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Date: Sunday, 7 June 2009

Mr. Beck (David, Dave, Davey, whatever)

 I was at your show in Columbia MO last night and thought it was great.  I actually caught up with you outside and commented on the intelligence of your audience. Although its not my place to apologize for them.....OUCH!!  I was enjoying your show and almost ashamed to be a part of the crowd. Welcome to Columbia in the summer. Once the college shuts down the IQ drops substantially.  I was showing some friends your site and some clips this morning and thought I would take the opportunity to drop you this line.  Though I am not a married man, the whole bit about having game means getting your wife naked...I loved it.  Look, I just thought it was a great show.  My daughter is yelling at me to get off the computer, my phone won't quit ringing on a freaking Sunday morning, and the dog is scratching at the door. Thanks for giving me the chance to listen to your story. Mines hilarious, with a healthy dose of pain in the a**!!! 

 take care and be safe on the roads

 Chris


Date: Thursday, 16 March 2009

Hey just wanted to look you up and drop you a line and say thanks for coming to Decatur, Illinois. You were FU*KING HILARIOUS! We'd love to come laugh with you again. Keep makin people laugh, cuz your excellent at it!

Amanda
Decatur, IL


Date: Monday, 2 March 2009

Saw you at Chaplin's in Fraser. You were REALLY funny. Great Closing Line. Thanks for the laughs.

Ronita
Detroit, MI


Date: Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Saw you at the Loony Bin last Wednesday, thought you were hilarious!

Kendra,
Edmond, OK


Date: Saturday, 23 February 2008

Great show last night! We laughed until we pee'd a little...lol :-)

Liz
Oklahoma City


Date: Tuesday, 5 February 2008

We saw you in Madison over the weekend and thought you were great!!! Had us rolling.

Cathy
Madison, WI


Date: Monday, 4 February 2008

Your act was hysterical. We're so glad we caught it...see you out there.

Molly
Madison, WI


Hi, David,

Saw your car on I-81 in Virginia and wondered, "What the heck does that
mean?"  (Hope that you were driving it, because otherwise your vehicle's
been stolen....  If it WAS you, hope you stayed awake.)

Enjoyed viewing a clip....... checked your schedule.  South Dakota in
December?  Are you nuts?  At least you'll be able to stay awake.  Terror can
do that.

Sending this link to all our friends!

Regards,
Elaine


Date: Saturday, 29 September 2007

Saw you last night at the show you were hilarious cant wait to see you again when you are in town.

Michael
Cedar Rapids, IA


Date: Wednesday, 25 July 2007

You put on an amazing show the other night! You need to come to Charleston, SC :)

Shannon
Vacationing in Nags Head, NC


Date: Saturday, 28 April 2007

Killer f--king show last night...damn...I was hurting I laughed so hard...

Eric
Sioux Falls, SD

www.myspace.com/forgivingaugust


Date: Wednesday, 25 April 2007

You are fantastic! You know it's incredible when you have an opportunity to glimpse at another culture. What I mean is that of course I have a general notion of an American culture but with you I just feeling it! I really mean it, it's awesome! Until recently we didn't even have such a genre as this specific type of
comedy performance where you have a nice contact with the audience... But we are developing as we've got a new popular TV show on a commercial channel.
The general idea is the same but it's a little bit more of specific Russian humor. But I must confess that I like very much though American one as well=)))
I think I'll become a common visitor of your site so am looking forward to some new stage shots! and if you think of coming to Russia, know that you
already have a fan club here, cause all my friends that know English and co-workers they are becoming more and more interested!

Anna
Russia

(A very nice woman I met while in Busan, S. Korea) THANK YOU Anna!


Date: Sunday, 14 January 2007

ohhhh thank you sooo much for tonight !!!!! You were great tonight at the show in Minot. I was laughing soo hard. I was the one that has been married 21 years and hubby was off working so i could come see you!!! You will have to let me know when you are heading back up north again!!!

Twyla
 


Date: Sunday, 16 April 2006

I just wanted to let you know that was a great show on Friday at the Loony Bin (Oklahoma City). I was the girl on crutches. You were the best part of the show. The spanking bit was great but you should add flip flops to the list that was my parents' tool of choice. Thank you for making me laugh. =)

Jen


Date: Saturday, 1 April 2006

DUDE!!! I SAW YOU THIS WEEKEND AT COMEDY SHOWCASE (Houston)- AND I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD SINCE.... WELL- I DON'T THINK I EVER HAVE LAUGHED THAT F****N' HARD.

Connie


Date: Saturday, 4 March 2006

Saw your show 3-3-06 at The Loony Bin in Little Rock AR. and LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!! Look forward to seeing you again soon. Email us with updates, please.     

Sincerely,
Lisa and David
   


Date: Sunday, 15 January 2006

David,                                                         
      I saw your show last night at Crackers Comedy Club, downtown Indianapolis. You were too funny. I was the Miami Dolphin's fan. (only a few of us) I have never laughed so hard in all my life. Keep up the great job. Can't wait till you come back to Indy. I'll be there.
 
Amy
Indiana

Date: Tuesday, 7 June 2005

Hey, I saw you at Go Bananas night before last, you were hilarious, much better than the guy that followed. Keep it up, man, you will be HUGE.

 
Buddy

Date: Thursday, 12 May 2005

Just wanted to let you know a group from our office saw you at Joey's Comedy Club in Livonia, Michigan and you are awesome!!!
We plan a group activity once per month were we all get together and do something socially.  You are so funny ... I am still telling some of the jokes that were in your act ... but of course, I don't do it as well as you!

If you have an emailing list please add me to it ... would enjoy seeing you again!

Thanks for a great evening out!

Lois


Date: Friday, 29 April 2005

Pleasure to meet you! Great show. Tough crowd Thursday, but your material was excellent. Loved it.

Take care,
Joe,  Rock Island, IL.


Date: Monday, 1 February 2005

David,-

I caught your act last night at OKC’s Looney Bin. Your humor is my favorite kind.  I love the rapid jokes you tell barely breathing between each.  Smart stuff.  Not only did you give us a lot to laugh about, but you worked in some good thoughts on life without preaching or attacking the audience.  Best of luck in all you do and I hope to see you again in the Sooner state.

Lucas R.
 


Date: Wednesday, 2 February 2005

David, caught your show in Des Moines, IA in January. I loved it, you were easily the funniest I saw that night! Come back around to the FunnyBone, I'll Come check our your show. Stay funny!
 
Samuel B.
Des Moines, IA

Date: Sunday, 12 December 2004
 
Hi David
I saw your show the other night and you should have been the headliner!
I introduced my self as being from Nixa too.
I put a link on our website to yours. Good luck in getting on TV.
Come see us perform sometime. We mostly play in Branson. if you come to a show I will be sure to give you some STAGE TIME!.
Great Material!
Jeff
Two For The Road Band.
Acoustical Good Times
http://www.twofortheroadband.com

Date: Saturday, 14 August 2004

Hey Dave:
Hello just saw you tonight at Sir Gregory's WOW you are so funny loved your show. I am the lady from the second act that is getting married next month and not sure when, just moved here from Omaha Nebraska. Dave and I loved your act and hope to see you again. Keep being GREAT!!!

Thanks for a fun time.
Frankie (from Nebraska)
GO HUSKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

 


Date: Sunday, 8 August 2004

HI DAVID! JUST GOT HOME FROM TUSCARAWAS (TUSKY IS MUCH EASIER) IN OHIO! THIS WAS THE CANAL HOUSE'S 3RD SHOW AND WE ENJOYED YOURS THE MOST!!
 
I WANTED TO ADD TO YOUR LIST OF THINGS YOUR PARENTS SPANKED YOU WITH....A WET DISHCLOTH!! MOM USED TO SNAP US FROM IT SEEMED LIKE 10 YARDS AWAY! BOY DID THAT STING!! BOTH OF MY PARENTS ARE GONE NOW AND I LOVE THE MEMORIES OF GROWING UP WITH MY 2 BROTHERS THAT GOT BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE I WAS "THE BABY"
 
THANK YOU FOR A REALLY FUN NIGHT!! HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THIS AREA AGAIN!!
 
BEST OF LUCK
SUSIE

Date: Sunday, 8 August 2004

A group of our friends seen you at Joey's in Dearborn, Mi on Saturday night. We all bought either shirts or panties or both. We all had a great time and hope you come back to Michigan soon so we can get to see you again... I was the girl that wanted you to sign the panties, just a tip, get a white or grey paint pen so you can sign them, i think everyone would like that. Keep up the good work , your great!
 
Thanks, Tracy

Date: Monday, 14 June 2004

My husband and I saw you at the Thoroughgood Inn Comedy club  on Saturday Night, in Virginia Beach.  We go to the comedy club quite often and haven't been too thrilled with stuff we have seen lately.  You WERE HILARIOUS.  I will definitely look forward to seeing you again. Keep it up and we wish you all the success in the world......

Lori and Chris

 


Date: Monday, 3 May 2004

Dave we witnessed your verbal stunts @ Crackers downtown Indy, and all I have to say is "we" ( meaning I ) enjoyed it. My Drunken wife to be told you that "we" enjoyed it but the next morning she could not  even remember what happened; and I am left wondering where she got the new phone? Really, you were great and we will see you again.
 
Thanks For all of the laughs.
 
 
Shane & Amy

Date: Sunday, 25 April 2004

Hey David,

Just saw your show last night at The Funny Bone in Evansville. Just wanted to let you know that you and
Auggie Smith were both awesome!!! My date and I were laughing all the way home. Oh, and uh, try not to hurt
anyone at your next family reunion!

Brad


Date: Sunday, 4 April 2004

David,
 
Enjoyed the show last night at the Snickers Comedy Club in Fort Wayne, Indiana. My wife and I were at the April 3 9:45 PM show. We did stop and talk to you after the show and even purchased a "Spank Me" t-shirt. [She will be wearing the T-shirt while working at Brandy's in Fort Wayne. Hope that the exposure will get you more web hits.]  We both agreed that we enjoyed your show more then the headliner. [We don't think use of colorful language is necessary to make people laugh.]
 
Thank you again for a wonderful time,
 
 
Brian

Date: Friday, 26 March 2004

Caught your show last night in Livonia, Andres was good, but you were so much better!  I hope you have time to stop by Joey's again in the future the Wife and I really enjoyed your brand of comedy.  Good Luck, and keep em laughing.

Anonymous


Date: Monday, 8 March 2004

Hey man, we caught you're act in Reading PA Friday night. Great stuff! I am anti import myself......and I checked out your site and found out why you are. Its good to see another old school classic motor head out there. Matter of fact, you had 4 Drag Racers at your show. I race a 72 Chevelle. 383 small block, 4:56 rear, 350 turbo trans.....all the good stuff. Runs 10.90's. Just wanted to let you know we all thought you rocked and we'll be back in September to see you in Reading again!! Who knows.....might get out to see us race if you're in town!!

Ryan
 


Date: Monday, 19 January 2004

Just wanted to say your show was the best one I have been to in a very long time. I was there Saturday night for the 10:30 show with my 3 kids and 4 friends we were at front I was the big guy you ask about being whipped. you made our night we wish you were on longer. I just wanted to thank you for a great show and we will be looking for you again. all 8 of us loved your show and my friends at work all have been talking about how we wanted to see more of your show.

Andy


Date: Monday, 19 January 2004

We just seen you at Sir Gregory's on Saturday (01-17-04) night at the 10:30 show.  My husband asked if you had kid sizes for your t-shirts you sell.  We thought you were wonderful!  A breath of fresh air in good ol' Spfd, MO.  Thank you for you great entertainment!

Eric & Melissa


Date: Monday, 19 January 2004

David,

    I just wanted to tell you that I saw you at Sir's in Springfield Mo. You were very awesome. Please let me know when you are coming back so I can come see you again. I enjoyed it very much. My family and I would like to see you again so please tell me when you are going to be there again.
 
Thank you,
Leslie

Date: Sunday, 11 January 2004

David, My wife and I came to see you at the Tulsa comedy club in Ok.
We both really enjoyed your set. I had just moved back to my home
town Philly, Pa.  Were both looking forward to seeing you in Erie, Pa!

Bill & Denise


Date: Monday, 25 August 2003

Hi, we saw you in Kokomo, you were great, we had a blast!!
We were the couple with the vette
We never had such a good time, all nine of us!! ha ha

Rick & Deb
Kokomo, IN
 


Date: Tues, 1 July 2003

Saw you (again) last night at Nags Head.  Great job!  Best of luck in all
that you do!
Can't believe how hard you work!  What with bookings and traveling and
thinking.  Keep it up!

Roger & Kathy.


Date: Wed, 11 June 2003

I liked the website, a good variety of information and photos.  I don't see
you coming back to the Mpls. MN area to soon but I will just keep watching.
I think you are really good at what you do:-) Keep with the Spank Me jokes,
they were awesome.

Keep Making Us Smile:-) Stacey


Subject: saw your show
Date:    Tue, 9 Jul 2002 17:14:19 -0700 (PDT)

Dear David,

My husband and I caught your act at Cozzy's in Newport
News, VA on Saturday, July 6th.  I haven't laughed
that hard in a long time.  You were much, much funnier
than the guy who followed you.  Thanks for the laughs.
I plan on trying out the chicken recipe on your
website.  I never thought that attending a comedy show
would make me want to cook.  I thank you and my
husband thanks you.

Sincerely,
Darcy
 


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